I am a freakin genius!!! I have done it! The best thing in the history of the world!!

A few weeks ago I purchased two Tostino’s cheese pizzas by mistake while hoarding the pepperoni pizzas at Wal-Mart at 1 a.m. and nabbed two plain jane cheese pies in the sweep.  I have made my way through all the delicious styles of Tostino’s in my freezer and then something happened. I was looking for something to have for dinner and at the bottom of my freezer was small bag of 6 pizza rolls. Logic kicked in.

Out my hunger and boredom a beautiful and magical dance occurred in my kitchen. I invented the very delectable Pizza Roll Pizza!

Friends, it’s exactly how it sounds. I took 6 pizza rolls and placed them on a cheese freezer pizza. Preheated the oven to 400 degrees Fahrenheit and then placed the Frankenstein of culinary brilliance in.

This has to my greatest food invention since the Ultimate Hors d’oeuvre. What was the UHD you ask?

Only one of my better moments where I took a cocktail sausage, a potato chip with dip, a cheese cube, a slice of 3 different types of deli meats, a deviled egg, a tortilla chip and sitting on a single Pringle while all pierced by one toothpick to keep them together.

I was shunned for my creation and most innovators are but rest assured that the Ultimate Hors d’oeuvre and the Pizza Roll Pizza will have their time in the spotlight and when the world becomes bored with its mundance selection of entrees and snacks my two precious “monsters” will reign supreme!

SUPREME!

So just for the record, here’s what you need.

One Tostino’s Cheese Pizza
Six Tostino’s Pizza Rolls

Place them in an oven that’s been heated to 400 Deg. for about 15 minutes and then let cool once out.

You won’t regret it!