I just learned that Megan Fox will not be in the third Transformers movie.

This is awesome! 

We now don’t have to waste our money and go see it. After seeing the horror of the first one, she was the only factor that drew me back to the second one. Megan Fox is an Amrican Hero!

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it now, I’d watch Megan Fox read a lawn mower manual.

Luckily, we have something better! She’ll be starring in what looks like a cool cowboy comic book movie called Jonah Hex with Josh Brolin. It looks awesome like me in a tux.

I love Ke$sha and even more than her, I love The Simpsons. How could the two together NOT be awesome?

Check it out yo! We’re at our new digs!  Courtesy of our friends at Jimmyco.com   Outstanding!!

Since MySpace died we moved…

If you want to ever have the need to go back through 7 years of epic back blogs at our old home on MySpace, just CLICK HERE.

Here’s some of my random favorites:

Justine’s Lazy Eye Might Mean She’s a Zombie

Hmmmmnnnnn No Thanks!: A trip to California

I SWEAR…..