August 2011
3 posts
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Talkin' Rice With Marty Mar
Just this weekend I was at a birthday party for my friend Nya and while drying off I was standing by my friend Marty who is obsessed with rice.
Marty, seen here with me while we were seeing some amazing event, is so much into rice that he created a Facebook Group for people who love rice.
To join that group simply visit this link, RICE on Facebook or go to this URL:...
HUNGRY AS HELL - PART II
Today is Sunday and the end of week number two. I have become better at watching what I eat. Corrin Dragon said the first week would be the toughest and she was right, the second week has been considerably easier. I continue to run twice a week and have included 50 jumping jacks, 20 toe touches and 10 push ups every days.
I find that I don’t miss fast food and junk food so much for its...
Hungry As Hell - Part 1
I started a diet. It’s not by a desire to better my health in any way or even because I care what I look like which is AWESOME! Any who contest that are fools. Anyway, my dietary change is being fueled by cold hard cash my friends.
The people I work with have started an in company version The Biggest Loser weight competition. Over a course of 12 weeks I, along with 19 others will be...
January 2011
1 post
If a Pink Bunny Can Break Bricks...
I have lost the zeal for writing. I used to enjoy it. Today I talked with a former NFL player who loved playing football until he got to the pros. I think the same happened to me with my love of writing down every absurd thought I have. Every crazy story I care to tell and all the things I have say. Once journalism became work it became unfun. And it didn’t become work like that one can...
September 2010
2 posts
He's Back
One word….
Kenny Powers.
Back To Basics
Back when, I started a blog called Fez Sez. It was about me and the shit I got into. I looked back at the last few years and with my blog as in life I forgot what I doing.
So to any readers out there in the blogsphere who are still with me let’s catch up.
Well the economic downfall that has been brewing for the past few years has paired up with the digital revolution and run me out of ...
August 2010
4 posts
It's Greg's Birthday
Today is a short blog because it’s a holiday. However, let me just say, if more homeless people danced or something when they stood on public medians, society might be more inclined to give them money! We wouldn’t even have to call them Bums anymore we could call them Street Performers! Just a thought.
ANYWAY!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY GREG PRIDHAM!
May the day bring you movies and strippers...
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3D Kelly and movies that look good
A movie that doesn’t look to be particularly entertaining will be released soon. “Piranha 3D” is that movie and stars, eh who cares. The only reason I’m gonig to see it is because British model Kelly Brook will be in the movie and will be nude… IN 3D!
Now just last night I explained to my friend that I don’t see 3D films because the price is flipping ridic! But...
PETAK
Petak means Friday in Croatian. Don’t ask me why I know that. Or do, either way.
Today is Friday! Let’s all celebrate together like a bunch of fat kids at McDonald’s!
So my gift to you is this vintage clip from TV’s greatest block of programming, ENJOY AND SEE YOU ON MONDAY!
The Creepy Legend of Carol Anne
Lately Cinemax has been airing scary movies from the 80’s & 90’s. The ones I have been enjoying mostly are the films that make the Hellraiser series. I can’t stop watching the first two. Just this week, they began to play the Poltergeist movies.
As I was watching Poltergeist II this morning because I woke up at 4am for some reason to down a gallon of water I couldn’t...
July 2010
5 posts
It's Morphin Time!
A great big chunk of my childhood was spent wishing I was a Power Ranger. Shit! I still wish I was a Power Ranger! I used to get home from school and make sure that at 4:30 I was plopped in front of my TV ready to take on the day’s adventure.
When I was in the 5th grade, I got a low grade in a subject and my father tossed all my Power Ranger gear as punishment. Harsh, but he felt it...
Oh Arizona, let's never fight again
I love Arizona. I have lived here and loved it here all my life! I love Arizona so much that it’s obscene. I even throw parties to commemorate its “birthday” called Statehood Day parties!
But, as is life, sometimes what you love do things that confuse you.
So a few months ago Arizona went crazy after she turned 98 years old and went crazy with legislation.
Of the legislative...
Death Cards - YAY or NAY?
Is it just me or does it seem some what wrong to send someone a card when a loved one dies?
Last night I had this discussion with a friend and with Sam (the checkout girl at Best Buy) and apparently this is a normal social function. Someone dies and then their friends send them cards showing their sympathy. It just seems like slap in the face to me.
Like when someone gets a shitty job and they...
Farewell, Torry
On Friday July 14, I was sitting at a bar called The Clubhouse celebrating my best friend’s surprise birthday party. My phone beeped and I saw that I had an email.
Upon checking the email I learned that some sad news was coming out the The Donnas camp. Drummer Torry Castellano has been forced to retire her craft due to medical problems involving her shoulder and arms.
For anyone who...
Midnight Madness
The first midnight screening of a movie I can recall attending was for Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones.
I remember it being a big deal because midnight screenings were seldom heard of. If it was being screened at midnight before its release date then it was probably a highly anticipated movie of epic proportions.
A few weeks ago I learned that they were holding midnight screenings...
June 2010
3 posts
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Frankenstein Food
I am a freakin genius!!! I have done it! The best thing in the history of the world!!
A few weeks ago I purchased two Tostino’s cheese pizzas by mistake while hoarding the pepperoni pizzas at Wal-Mart at 1 a.m. and nabbed two plain jane cheese pies in the sweep. I have made my way through all the delicious styles of Tostino’s in my freezer and then something happened. I was looking...
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Summer Movies and Their Ugly Twins
I have known a lot of twins in my life. They aren’t that rare, in fact 1 in 33 mothers will give birth to twins. Here’s another fact about twins that may or may not have been made up to serve this blog post, a lot of times there is a cute twin and an ugly twin. Unless you’re talking about Tara Reid’s boob job in which case, they are both ugly twins.
But here’s a...
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3 Reasons Why Arizona Summers Rule
During the Memorial Day Weekend I was sitting by the pool with my Uncle Dave and among the various discussions we were having, from strippers to music to the damned world we as a collective are leaving behind for future generations, we eventually on the topic Summer.
My uncle explained how he loathed Summer and enjoyed Winters; being from Wyoming that makes sense but to me Summer is the best.
He...
May 2010
5 posts
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Who The Hell Is Vivian Payne? (Part 2)
So after some time here’s what we know:
-No one knows her.
-She doesn’t respond to messages.
-Contrary to her profile, she did not attend Buckeye Union High School to graduate in 2008. (Thank you, Dustin Johnson, P.I.)
Given this new information it’s safe to say she’s not even a real person. It’s more than likely one of those fake profiles designed to draw...
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Who The Hell Is Vivian Payne?
A few days ago I received a Friend Request on Facebook from a person named Vivian Payne. As is standard with people I see on Facebook I check to see if the newbie knows anyone I know.
After going through Miss Payne’s profile, I found that she was friends with about 7 people I know and she was a graduate of my alma mater Buckeye Union High School’s class of ‘08.
Buckeye is not...
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Megan Fox Saved Us Money
I just learned that Megan Fox will not be in the third Transformers movie.
This is awesome!
We now don’t have to waste our money and go see it. After seeing the horror of the first one, she was the only factor that drew me back to the second one. Megan Fox is an Amrican Hero!
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it now, I’d watch Megan Fox read a lawn mower manual.
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Where the buffalo blog
Check it out yo! We’re at our new digs! Courtesy of our friends at Jimmyco.com Outstanding!!
Since MySpace died we moved…
If you want to ever have the need to go back through 7 years of epic back blogs at our old home on MySpace, just CLICK HERE.
Here’s some of my random favorites:
Justine’s Lazy Eye Might Mean She’s a Zombie
Hmmmmnnnnn No Thanks!: A trip...